Who in the world are you talking to?

Who in the world are you talking to? This is a question that I ask myself at least ten times a day. I don’t ask myself this because someone is saying something off the wall or trying to test my gangster. I ask myself this because no matter what time of the morning or night you drive down the road someone is talking on the phone. Who in the world are you talking to at seven in the morning while doing sixty in the left hand lane? I don’t know anyone that sits at home and chit chats on the phone this early in the morning. If you are up this time in the morning you’re just getting in from work, getting ready for work, getting the kids ready for school, on the phone with a prayer partner or already at work? In any event you probably don’t have time to shoot the breeze with your friend doing sixty in the left hand lane. This means more than likely you are talking to someone else on their way to work. I figure the person doing sixty in the fast lane is talking to the person that just ran the red light while cheesing and chatting. People on the phone on the road at seven in the morning aren’t the only people I wonder about. I also wonder who in the hell are people talking to all day at work. There is nothing more irritating than having to hear someone’s long azz gossip session while actually trying to work. Actually working isn’t something I do often but when I do I need to concentrate. Who in the heck are you talking to from 9-11 am on a week day? You are more than likely talking to someone else at work whose co-workers are about ready to choke their azz too. I luckily don’t have this problem anymore. We had a temp here once that would talk from 9-11, go to lunch from 11-12, finish eating at her desk from 12-12:30, a quick call to the baby sitter from 12:30 to 12:35, and then back to gossiping at 12:45. 12:35-12:45 was spent going to the water cooler, with all of that talking she had to wet the whistle every now and then. My boss never said anything to her. She just didn’t get the job when interviews took place. My Grandmother always says if you talk too much you are doing 1 of 2 things. You are either lying or telling all of your business. This lady here did a lot of both. I though wonder sometimes did her cousin ever dump her boyfriend that got the lady across the street pregnant.