Why am I doing this to myself?

Here it is eight in the A.M. and I am hype as all get out. Friday mornings are special to me. It is the one morning that I skip over the raisin bran for breakfast and hit the local gas station for some good grease in the early morning. I was a little disappointed this morning because there wasn’t any gizzards ready yet. I had to go with option number two an egg roll and a burrito. The first think that lead to my crunkness this morning was the fact that I popped Juvenile in the CD player on the way to work this morning. I started bopping my head while munching on my egg roll. I knew that this was not a good thing so I decided to turn to the TJ Morning show to see what was going on and bammmmmmmmmmmmmm. They were playing Treat Them Right the Old Chubb Rock Jam. So now instead of bobbing my head and eating my egg roll I am doing the 2 step and finishing off my burrito. People tend to look at you funny when you drive and do the 2 step at the same time. Once that song was finished and I had listened to It’s Your World I figured why stop the party now so I popped in some Eight Ball & MJG. This was my biggest mistake so now here I am listening to Mr. Big parallel parking and gangster walking at the same time. Once I get parked just right and take time to clap clap clap a couple of times I realize something. It is eight in the morning, I have a desk full of bank statements waiting on me, I still have around thirteen hours before my weekend officially starts, and I could almost go for a beer right about now. Today is going to be a long day.