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THE MALL- I do not go to the mall that often. I usually go to find shoes for the kids or buy a birthday present. I also do not travel much so I do not know how malls are set up in different parts of the country. I have a question, is it unusual to have a rim shop in the mall? I am not talking about on the ground floor in the end with a garage attached. I am talking about sitting right next to the food court in what used to be a jewelry store.

WET FLOOR- I have come to the conclusion that some people do not have any home training. I you are walking down the hall and one side of the floor is wet and the other side is bone azz dry why in the hell would you walk on the wet side. Did your mother not mop when you were young. Walking on a freshly mopped floor was a no no in my house growing up. You just delayed what you were planning to do for a couple of minutes until the floor dried. Thirsty, swallow a little spit it will tide you over. Need to use the bathroom, cross your legs for a couple of minutes. I cannot express the anger I felt when a woman decided not to take the five steps to the left that it would have taken for her not to walk on my wet floor. It id not help at all that she had her two young sons with her. I almost lost it when one little boy decided to walk around in circles while saying; “look mommy I can seen my foot prints”. Help me Jesus.

GAS- The price of gas is killing me but I have found that if I drive sixty and under I use a lot less gas. So now I am that guy driving 55 on the freeway at 7:49 a.m.. You should have got up a little earlier. It is not my fault that you have to be at work before 8:00 a.m.. My get to work time is 8ish. My boss is cool and yours is not.

SNACKERS- Whoever came up with the idea to put a nice juicy chicken strip on a soft warm bun with lettuce and spicy may is a genius. No ifs, and, or buts about it. KFC snackers are the bomb. If they were to throw a tomato on there and not raise the price, I would write a thank you letter to R&D.


RESTROOM- I went to lunch today with my coworkers. It was a small chic type place where the waiters were fancy jeans, black t-shirts and sandals. You know the place that charge starbuck prices on coffee. During the meal, I had to go to the restroom. It is one of those unisex restrooms with only one stall. Someone had earlier left a little mess in the restroom. There was a paper towel on the sink and some tissue on the floor. Is it weird that I took a paper towel and picked these items up out of fear that the next person that went in would have thought it was I that left the mess?