Violate- to fail to show proper respect for

It happens to everyone. It happens all the time. You know, when you have those days when everything seems to happen. It is the day when asked about your day you respond I have been (fill in the black) all day. Some days you have been spilling stuff on yourself all day. Some days you have been dealing with stupid people all day. Some days you have been violated all day. This was the case for me yesterday. It started at lunch and didn’t end until the day was over.

I was first violated at lunch. I went over to the hospital for lunch since I am trying to eat healthier these days. I of course had to go to the restroom something bad since I am trying to drink more water these days. I step in and the restroom is empty three toilets and two urinals. I step over to the urinal to do my thing and this guy comes in. Now these are not the urinals with the nice walls between them. These are the two urinals that are so close that you can change urinals in midstream and not wet the floor. Every man knows that it is a rule of the restroom that unless you are about to wet your pants and there isn’t another stall open that only one person can use these urinals at one time. So what does the guy do that come in the restroom a few seconds after me. He comes and starts using the urinal right beside me. He passed by three good working stalls to come over there and get all up in my space. If he didn’t know there wasn’t enough room there for two people he should have known after he bumped into me the second time trying to get his zipper down. So I hurry up and finish because he is all in my personal space. I gave a good shake at the end making sure to hit his suede shoes a little so the next time he will know not to get all up in someone else’s personal space in the restroom.
I was violated the second time between jobs. I went to the local convenience store to grab a diet coke since I am trying to cut down on my sugar intake these days. Went in got my diet coke and came back out the store. I always park on the side of the store because it is easy to get in out that way. I turn the corner of the store and what do I see. A dude for some reason decided it would be too much trouble to go into the store and use the restroom so he takes his azz on the side of the store and wets the wall right in front of my car. I guess he figured couldn’t anyone see is big ass standing in front of a two door cavalier from the street. He was wrong as all get out. I turn my head toward the street and the people at the stop sign are in their car shaking their heads. I guess they felt violated also. I wish the police would have come by and ticketed him. He could have walked another ten feet and used the bathroom. I didn’t want to see all of that.
The third time is a charm. The third and final violation of the day took the cake. I was at the second job training a lady when I started to notice a very distinct odor. At first I could not figure out what that smell was. Then it came to me. It was the smell of old shoes that had been worn without socks and had also been wet for an extended time. In other words I smelled her stinking azz feet. I am not talking about a faint odor when someone take their shoes off at the end of the day. This was a light odor at first but once she got to walking and her feet warmed up it smelled like hot garbage within a fifteen foot radius of her. I just could not take it. I would work with her for a few minutes and then go down to take a drink of diet coke to settle my stomach a little bit. It did not help much. I needed a real coke but could not have one since I am trying to cut back on my sugar intake these days. I was just through by the end of the night. I just wanted to go home and crawl in the bed and forget about that smell. Now she know good and dayum well she smelled them shoes before she put them on. It doesn’t make sense a grown person walking around with their feet smelling like that. I smelled it faintly in my nostrils on the way home. I could even eat dinner which wasn’t a bad thing since I am trying to cut back these days. I finally couldn’t take it anymore and decided to cut my nose hair in a final effort to get some peace of smell. It worked but if her feet are smelling like that tonight someone we have to call her in the office and have a nice little sit down with her about personal hygiene in the workplace. I think I will put a little cologne under my nose before I go in tonight.